How To Get Rid of the World's Niggers

All you would have to do is install backboards a thousand yards offshore, every five miles, offshore of every shore with people on 'em and the niggers would all gather at the seas' edges and stare and then after a while they would start to swim out towards the backboards, and then I think we all know what would happen - not even a thousand yards out - but just a few feet or so where the running stops and the SWIMMING has to begin, they would all just sink like cannons. Backboards are like nigger magnets. And if the rims have ACTUAL INTACT NETS ON THEM??????.....why we are talking the Pied Piper gone to nuclear levels. In fact just the idea would make a great movie of the kind that Indie "film makers" or untalented fuckers who think they are CB DeMille, in other words, they could have tons of great times documenting and weaving little beautiful dramas around The Offshore Backboards. It would send offshore drilling to the back pages. I can see it: it's getting near dark and in the twilight of all the shorelines the niggers stand with tears in their eyes, gazing out to sea at the brightly lit backboards, tossing and wobbling and floating like bouys out in the distant sea. Their wives and children are pleading with them not to go. The men are all "But Loweezy, doncha seez, I juffs GUTS ta goze!!" and their all real emotional anbd dramtic and they have tears running down their faces. "But Leroy, dey ain't no COATS surroundin' dem backbodes." "No whats?" NO COATS!" "No coats?" NO BASKETBALL COATS, LEROY!!" "Oh, 'courts!!'" "Yah, das right." "Well loweezy, I dun juff knoz dat dere be a basketball coat out dey too. Yassuh: cuz lemmee tell ya sumpin woman: Ain' no way dey gonna be juffs a backbode in de sea widdout no coat. I mean court. It's dare. I know it's dare." And they're all sad and nervous and there's all kinds of "but what will we do if you die!!" and shit like that. It would be great. Every nigger standing longingly at the shore would have some personal drama of his own for us to learn. And then one by one they all head into the sea, off to meet their destiny at the Floating Golden Lighted Basketball Coat in the sea. And of course they would all drown. And with no men, that would mean no new niggers. The end.( the above drawing is merely for prurient and slacious purposes only. it has no connection with the post itself. obviously just the words on this blog are not enough to attract attention. this should fix that.)