Bonobos

Bonobos are the animals National Geographic, your Congressman, the Pope, and your mother don't want you to know about. Bonobos are the secret little secret of the Animal Lovers. Bonobos are the animals that prove more than any other animal that we are apes. Because all bonobos do all day is fuck their own family members. Just like people in the Ozarks. Except the bonobos are a LOT better looking - smarter - and easier to get along with. Bonobos fuck all day and fuck all night and if they are not fucking they are playing with each others' genitals in some other way. They might be sucking them, masturbating them with their hands, jacking them off with their feet - which as i can personally attest is a VERY hot way to get serviced - clam bumping each others' twats, or sword fighting with each others' penises. They might be diddling on themselves one day and on another day diddling on their mother and their father and their sisters and their brothers and their uncles and their cousins and their aunts. They just don't much care who, so long as the're family members. Whether granny and grampa get into the act, or scrawny old Gertrude there in the corner in her shawl and wheelchair, I don't know. Apparently the researchers have not been able to bring themselves to be able to discuss that particular matter one way or the other. From what I have read they seem to have a difficult enough time as it is just discussing the "normal" incest. Yes, yes, I know what you're saying, what the fuck is "normal" incest. Look, ask someone else, ok? I don't want to talk about it. OK?!!!! JUST DON'T ASK, OK?????? The bonobo was not even discovered until 1929. Or something. Sometime in the 20's. Ever heard of 'em? No. Now you would THINK that the discovery of a new ANYTHING would make the news SOMEWHERE. Wouldn't you. And it usually does. But apparently the bonobos were just a WEE BIT too happy in their incestuous, cum-all-day-long, fuck your mom and eat your sister, ongoing never-ending fuck the relatives and clambump your siblings, get sucked off by your twin sisters simultaneously, have a threesome with your folks, 69-train the family, let's fuck and suck and circlejerk 'till we drop lifestyle. They do NOTHING ELSE but fuck and suck the family members. They don't even fight. What's to fight about??....everyone's gettin' laid and no one's pissed!! Just when you think you're gonna get pissed about something sis comes over and sucks your dick! Soon as anyone gets riled about ANYTHING, someone runs over and gets him or her off. Holy Fuck. And that's all they do. That's their whole entire existence. If anything ever changes at all in their groups it's that someone figures out A BRAND NEW WAY to achieve orgasm. And he then teaches it to everyone else. Personally. And so that's why the bonobos ain't discussed by the We Can Learn So Much From The Animals idiots. Because we could learn TOO much from THESE fuckers. HAHAHAHAHA. Not that we don't know it already. But you see the problem is, you can't allow people to know that there is a species of primates that go out of their way to fuck their kinfolk, and the closer the bloodline the better. We need to keep that quiet. It could create a chaotic end to human civilization. So I SUSPECT the bonobo is going to just gradually disappear from the record. And from everywhere else. And not because they ain't fuckin' enough, either. You know what I'm talkin' about. And you heard it here first.