Saturday, January 3, 2009

Is Xenu Still Alive?

I am sorry I cannot answer this question. I died answering the previous question. All mentionings of Xenu result in instant death unless you are properly prepared to hear about him. I was not properly prepared. I am now encased inside a volcano and hydrogen bombs are going off all around me. Not to mention the evil beings that are attatching themselves to me. And touching my penis in a bad way like mother did. I hate her so much. I am so ugly and have severe acne. DO WHAT I TELL YOU!!!! I must kill prostitutes now. Womens' crotches are vile places. Mommy's stank so bad. No Mommy my penis is not damaged please don't examine it again. No Mommy my penis is not cold your skin smells bad. I am so pissed. My teeth are uglier than exposed stomachs. My lips wriggle like snakes. More Benzedrine.

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