Reuters

   Reuters, pronounced royters, is a "news service." A news service is where all the reporters and journalists - or zombie wannabe frustrated novelists - get the news to put on tv and the papers and the internet and the school bulletin and up your stupid ass. The CEO of Reuters sat next to the nigger in chief at some annual fagfest called The Governors' Ball this year. So anything you read from Reuters is like reading it from Al Qaida, since Reuters and Al Qaida are owned by the Saudis. And the Saudis love the nigger in chief because A - he is a Muslim and B - he is a SUNNI Muslim. As are the Saudis. Now you know why there is never any negative Nigbama news. Except from me. Because I am not owned by the Saudis.