Me And The Creationists

As a card-carrying Christian I have a very big fist up my ass regarding the Creationists. Creationists are a form of infiltrating parasite damn near as nuts as the Muslims, they just ain't at the suicidal level or the violence level of the Muslims yet. At least in their actions, on that violence note. But in their hearts, you say one thing against Creationism to a Creationist and he spews a level of combined fear and hatred at you that equals in intensity and purity the hatred a demon in a possessed person broadcasts once you get them into revealing themselves. The real purpose of Creationists is to derail the gradual and increasing return of the United States to a Christian-based spiritual core. Now, there's ten million "kinds" of "christianity" but in general they all agree Jesus is the creator of the universe in human form who "made Mankind right with God." Pretty simple stuff and even if you think it's all total bullshit, it's a nice idea right? Why would anyone have a problem with that, even if it was not true. Well, a lot of people do. Don't ask me why. The whole idea just PISSES THEM OFF. It's a degree of weirdness even outside my own comfort level and i can handle a lot of weirdness with no problem. I actually LIKE weirdness, cause it's interesting. But this is weirdness so weird it's close to annoying. So where these Creationists came from is anybody's guess. My first guess would be from underneath a castle in Transylvania. They're like Aztecs on acid. They show up on the scene with red eyes and blood drooling from their mouths. To the the Bible is some sort of Idiot Stick of their own making that is a deity in itself. Everyone has a proclivity towards idolatry, it's part of our Satanic heritage. Even Christians are often idolaters. Catholics worship the Church of Rome. That is THEIR actual deity. Creationists worship the opening sentences of Genesis. That is THEIR deity. I worship Carli Banks' pussy. That is MY deity. No one is exempt. The main villain in the densely inbred world of the Creationists is DARWIN!!!! Darwin was an observer and a man with a great curiosity about Nature. He wanted to understand the nature of Nature. What he learned from observing Nature was that God is a genius. A genius about anything, even a genius in sorting sand grains, is the Creationists' most feared nemesis. The Creationist brain is incapable of understanding an empty smelly garbage can much less "genius." Darwin discovered that Nature is a massive, unstoppable, automatically-correcting
mechanism for keeping life alive. This is a hellish idea to the Creationists: they want whatever the god is to be on-the-job personally, Because if God is letting Nature operate on its own, then He or It is probably letting the Creationists operate on their own too. Which is a terrifying thought to them: they need to feel that Somebody Bigger Than Them is keeping an eye on them because they instinctively know they have no brains of their own. Otherwise they could not have come up with Creationism. The Creationists' view of existence is based on something told to them by previous Creationists and they have invested a lot of time and energy into a folly. So they resist anyone even pointing this out to them, forget about trying to actually convert them to Sensibleness. The heart of the Creationist blather is that they -the Creationists - are "not descended from apes." It would be nice if they were, they would have a lot more on the ball. The Creationists are convinced they are "wondrous beings." Even though their alleged creed - Christianity - informs them that they are in fact so fucked up God Himself had to personally fucking DIE to at least get them on the road to making something worthwhile of themselves rather than make a liar even out of Darwin and go extinct even though they were the most complex life form on the planet. Creationists dont see it this way. Creationists all think they are gods. They are perfect beings, better than apes and salamanders. This is clearly not the case when an ape and a salamander and a creationists are all put in the same room and observed. The ape and the salamander run rings around the creationist in cuteness, intelligence, creativity, physical prowess and entertainment value every single time. The ape and the salamander poke-about and look at things and play with each other and romp and scuffle and enjoy life and each other while the creationist just backs himself into a wall and screams " I AM BETTER THAN YOU!! I AM MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD!! I HATE YOU!! I DID NOT COME FROM YOU!!! GO AWAY!!!" This is what the Creationist does. Which actually FRIGHTENS the ape and the salamander, usually. Even they know something is wrong with the fellow. A Creationist does not see it this way of course. Because a Creationist has barely a head, much less a brain. However it is not their stupidity that bothers me, it is their concious and relentless efforts to undermine Christianity that bother me. They do this by attempting to intimidate with their empty wrath and stupid fury the nice, quiet, hard-working, long-suffering, Actual Christians. Using the same self-righteous approach as their lord and master Lucifer they come charging onto the scene full of sanctity and Quote From Scripture to lay a guilt trip on the innocent by saying that the Bible - the most important single publication on the planet - has to be read with the interpretive skills of a psychotic paranoid with the communication skills of a donkey and the reading-comprehension skills of an enraged wildebeest. And the Normal Christians for some reason never take these idiots on. They just either flee or else grant them some sort of dull-witted acceptace because well they are Christians after all you see. But they're not Christians. They are Anti-Christians. They are pompous, screaming, pride-filled pagan, child-beating monsters afflicted with Cult Virus and a terror of reality. They are all mad in other words.