How You Know Negroes Are Dumb

You know negroes are dumb because they get black tattoos. I mean: they already gut black skin. You would think one of them would get a white tattoo. You ever seen one? No. That negro has not come along yet. That negro that knows that with black skin you don't get a black tattoo, he ain't showed up at the tattoo parlor yet. Where is he? Well, he ain't been born yet. So don't wait up. And besides, if he did show up he would never get into the tattoo parlor because the line is too long with niggers waiting to get more black tattoos. I asked a negro once why negroes didn't get white tattoos. He said cause there's no white ink. Here's what I said to him. "Once there weren't no airplanes. Now there are. You know why?" Of course he said no. I said "BECAUSE SOMEBODY GOT TIRED OF WALKING SO THEY MADE ONE!!" He just looked at me with no expression. Then of course he got angry because that's what they do, they get angry. "Whuff's DAT suh post ta meen!!" I said "You would think that at least one negro would have gotten tired of getting black tattoos and invented white ink. Wouldn't you???????????????" The question actually had that many question marks after it. He said "FUCK yu." So there ya go. Don't look for any white tattoos on any niggers soon.