Nigger Brushes-Up On Climbing Skills

While President Obama would much rather be scampering up a rock wall with a troop of baboons, or hoisting himself upward, hand over hand, up a vine, The Nigger in Chief had to content himself with running around temple blocks, like the macaques of India, and the monkeys of other third world pestholes where the little tree dwellers skitter and shatter and run about like, well, monkeys, in the prayer temples of the the prehistoric peoples of the Third World. And America too, which is now a Third World country. As he gamboled and hopped about, screeching happily, he was heard to shout "They won't let me climb in America. My advisors say it presents too much of an image of apeness!" His sand nigger companion, the most obnoxious Egyptologist in history, laughed and said "I like you Obama, you are as pig-headed and ignorant as me!!" They both laughed and snatched some purses from tourists and scamperd to the top of the Great Pyramid and masturbated.