Passport

I am getting a passport so that if I ever have to leave the United States forever - which I am sure the New Nigger will make likely because niggers have a track record - and I don't think there is anything personally racist about this, the racism seems to be proveable via the scientific method - niggers have a track record of bringing anything they are connected with toppling down. And we have a double-fuckup in charge of America now, a MUSLIM nigger, so, yeah; I'd say it's time to get a passport, wouldn't you? Now, if you are going to get a passport - which you do need to get because the United States is now like Europe in the 30's, I mean you can't even go to Cananda now without a passport because the Canadians aare soft on Islam just like the US so the Muslims now run back and forth between countries, setting up long-term time-delay explosive devices all over the place so that on such and such a day 3,000 exploosions occur simultaneously which is what the next plan is because I know how these shits-in-rags think...where was I. So I am getting a passport even though I have no tickets to go anywhere. I mean you need to get the passport before you actually need it because it takes MONTHS to get one. Very important, you know, having a passport. Removing yourself out of the hands of one government and into the hands of another one on the globe is not like going from Texas to Louisianna. I mean "YOU NEED PAPERS!!!!" Very European in the 30's, don't you know. You GET a passport....sit down....at the POST OFFICE. You aask for a form. You take the form home. You try and figure out the rules. Which you cannot do. You have to get your birth certificate. Very important. WHERE you were born is very important if you were born in the US. If you were NOT born in the US you don't even need a passport. You get waved right on through. Especially if you look like a Mexican toothless bracero or a Muslim suicide bomber. If you are a white American citizen you need you birth certificate. Then you GIVE YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE TO A DELERIOUSLY RETARDED POSTAL EMPLOYEE and she takes it and loses it forever. So that you can never leave the Country. The American government does not want its white citizens leaving. They are the ones who pay their taxes. They need to be marooned here forever.They are the ones who bail out the Mexicans and the niggers and the Senators and Congressmen who are fucking things up. Cecily decided that she wanted to take the passport photo. There are ten billion rules to taking a passport photo. And if you dare to do it yourself the moron at the Post Office gets pissed. I had mine taken with my glasses off. Because if I had taken it with the glasses on the moron fat woman who moves like a stalled tank in a muddy Sri Lankan rice paddy would have said "I am sorry sir but you were not born with glasses on, and this could be interpreted as a disguise." Assuming she could speak. Which postal employees cannot. Sure enough, she looked at the picture of my naked face and then looked at me standing there with glasses on and said "Do you ever not have your glasses on?" Naturally my mind races like a photon crossing galaxies compared to government employees. I knew this was a question that no matter how I answered it would result in her pushing the paperwork back and saying "I'm sorry. You need to have the picture taken with the glasses on." Which is not true. There are no rules regarding glasses. We anticipated that problem and found no rules. So I had the picture taken withoout glasses. so that the border guard could remove my glasses and look at my facve and look at the passport picture and then say nothing and nod and raise the bar on the frozen german road and let my jeep packed with hidden GI's move on through and into enemy lines, there to blow up the railroad supplying heavy water to the nuclear bomb plant deep in the Black Forest. Where the fuck was I. So she says do you always have glasses on? I couldn't say yes. And I couldn't say no. Either answeer would have meant that the picture "wasn't the real me." Since I didn't have any ACTUAL PLANS TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND DIDN'T REALLY GIVE A SHIT, I did what I do best: I got pissed. "LET ME GUESS: I NEED TO HAVE A DIFFERENT PICTURE TAKEN!!!" And I fucking stared at her like the idiot she was. She got all nervous and uppitty. "No, now, I didn't say that, no this is fine, youo can have a picture with your glasses off..." "YOU MEAN WITH JUST MY ACTUAL FACE SHOWING???!!!!" "Well, yes, there's no problem, don't get excited." HAHAHAHA if she had only known how unexcited I was. If I had been excited she would have been splashed all over the walls like red paint. She then took my birth certificate and told me that in 4 months it would be mailed back to me. Because I then shrugged like I didn't give a shit if I ever got it back or not it will most likely be rreturned within the week, along with the approved passport.