Sunday, February 1, 2009

Super Sunday Girltalk More Of

everyone hates the mexicans on the strip who are
aligned in packs as you walk by and snap business
cards with r-rated chicks on 'em. i consider them an
essential element of every las vegas visit. i mean i
dont gamble. what's left for me in vegas then?
drinking and pussy. cecily has a real problem wiith
them. these spics. i have been trying very hard to understand the
situation from her perspective. watching the other men
pass these mexicans is always fun. especially if they
are with their wives. their reaction is fear. stark,
tense, wide-eyed terror. mixed with frustration and
lust. men are a mess. these cocks of ours fuck up our
whole lives. they gut their way of looking at life and
wives and society and the law and cops got a different
way of looking at life. the two ways are not in
lockstep or running parallel at high speed down
adjacent tracks. no. not at all. so the mexicans snap
these little cards. getting cecily to tolerate me
anxiously taking the cards and cheering the mexicans
on in their efforts to distribute the things and
smiling and being all excited....she has not taken to
this well. but the mexicans love it. i feel it is my
duty to let them know that their illegal visit to
america is appreciated. the cards are first rate.
there's a hot naked chick on both sides. not the same
chick either. for some reason the nipples and the twat
pussy vaginal cunt clam have little "lights" on them
so you cant see any nipples or pussies. this always
strikes me as gay. only fags dont want to see these
things. anyway i excitedly take their cards. i prefer
to walk las vegas without my wife around. even though
i enjoy her company. i get a LOT more cards. and i
like the cards. it's part of the las vegas thing. get
as many cards as you can i say. someone went to a lot
of trouble to make ten million varieties of them.
collect them all! trade them with your friends!! i
dont fully understand the cards purpose because
prostitution is illegal in clark county. for some i
guess gay reason. only fags dont like prostitutes.
fags have LOTS of problems with women in general i
have found. and there's phone numbers on the cards and
little bits of explanation like "available to your
room fully nude and with full service." and there's
names. these are all girls from magazine layouts that
have been hijacked onto the cards you understand. and
"wendy" is not who is going to show up. Zangazaza Butu
is probly who's gonna show up. and whoever shows up is
who you gotta entertain i would expect. you cant just
stand there when you open the door and look 'er over
and then say "are you nuts? yer kiddin', right?"
Because i am sure that whoever shows up knows tai kwon
do. And then YUU INSULT MEE YUU DYEEEE!!!

2 Comments:

At February 2, 2009 at 11:17 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

you seem to be delighting in girlie talk today. shouldnt you be watching the super bowl like everyone else? what are you, actually queer?

 
At February 2, 2009 at 11:22 PM , Blogger jj solari said...

that's so hurtful!! and if i am a queer as you say is that so bad? no, hon, here's the thing, though, really, i was just teasing you. today is the day men decide that they are men. usually men who cannot throw a football or catch a football or run ten yards at top speed without dying of a burst aorta. men who smoke, men with beer bellies, men with 300 pounds of fat on their two foot high bodies, and they decide today they are going to be men. by watching professional athletes earn thousands of dollars for themselves for 4 hours work: half a shift in other words.. this is manly. in fact it's a little TOO manly for me. so today i talk to just the ladies. and men with some sensitivity. men unlike yourself may I say????????

 

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