Sunday, June 20, 2010

An Article About Meh Hee Kans

This is something someone sent me. I like it.

"What if 20 Million Illegal Aliens Vacated America?

I, Tina Griego, journalist for the Denver Rocky Mountain News wrote a column
titled, "Mexican Visitor's Lament"- 10/25/07.

I interviewed Mexican journalist Evangelina Hernandez while visiting Denver
last week. Hernandez said, "illegal aliens pay rent, buy groceries, buy
clothes. What Happens to your country's economy if 20 million people go
away?" Hummm, I thought, what would happen, so I did my due diligence,
buried my nose as a reporter into the FACTS I found below.

It's a good question it deserves an honest answer. Over 80% of Americans
demand secured borders and illegal migration stopped. But what would happen
if all 20 million or more vacated America? The answers I found may surprise
you!



In California, if 3.5 million illegal aliens moved back to Mexico, it would
leave an extra $10.2 billion to spend on overloaded school systems, bankrupt
hospitals and overrun prisons. It would leave highways cleaner, safer and
less congested. Everyone could understand one another as English became the
dominant language again.

In Colorado, 500,000 illegal migrants, plus their 300,000 kids and
grand-kids would move back 'home', mostly to Mexico. That would save
Coloradans an estimated $2 billion (other experts say $7 billion) annually
in taxes that pay for schooling, medical, social-services and incarceration
costs. It means 12,000
gang members would vanish out of Denver alone.

Colorado would save more than $20 million in prison costs, and the terror
that those 7,300 alien criminals set upon local citizens. Denver Officer Don
Young and hundreds of Colorado victims would not have suffered death,
accidents, rapes and other crimes by illegals.

Denver Public Schools would not suffer a 67% drop-out/flunk-out rate because
of thousands of illegal alien students speaking 41 different languages. At
least 200,000 vehicles would vanish from our gridlocked cities in Colorado.
Denver's 4% unemployment rate would vanish as our working poor would gain
jobs at a living wage.


In Florida, 1.5 million illegals would return the Sunshine State back to
America, the rule of law, and English.

In Chicago, Illinois, 2.1 million illegals would free up hospitals, schools,
prisons and highways for a safer, cleaner and more crime-free experience.

If 20 million illegal aliens returned 'home', the U.S. Economy would return
to the rule of law. Employers would hire legal American citizens at a living
wage. Everyone would pay their fair share of taxes because they wouldn't be
working off the books. That would result in an additional $401 Billion in
IRS income taxes collected annually, and an equal amount for local, state
and city coffers.

No more push '1' for Spanish or '2' for English. No more confusion in
American schools that now must contend with over 100 languages that degrade
the educational system for American kids. Our over-crowded schools would
lose more than two million illegal alien kids at a cost of billions in ESL
and free breakfasts and lunches.

We would lose 500,000 illegal criminal alien inmates at a cost of more than
$1.6 billion annually. That includes 15,000 MS-13 gang members who
distribute $130 billion in drugs annually would vacate our country.

In cities like L.A., 20,000 members of the '18th Street Gang' would vanish
from our nation. No more Mexican forgery gangs for ID theft from Americans!
No more foreign rapists and child molesters!

Losing more than 20 million people would clear up our crowded highways and
gridlock. Cleaner air and less drinking and driving American deaths by
illegal aliens!

America's economy is drained. Taxpayers are harmed. Employers get rich. Over
$80 billion annually wouldn't return to the aliens' home countries by cash
transfers. Illegal migrants earned half that money untaxed, which further
drains America 's economy which currently suffers an $8.7 trillion debt.
$8.7 trillion debt.

At least 400,000 anchor babies would not be born in our country, costing us
$109 billion per year per cycle. At least 86 hospitals in California,
Georgia and Florida would still be operating instead of being bankrupt out
of existence because illegals pay nothing via the EMTOLA Act.

Americans wouldn't suffer thousands of TB and hepatitis cases rampant in our
country-brought in by illegals unscreened at our borders.

Our cities would see 20 million less people driving, polluting and grid
locking our cities. It would also put the 'progressives' on the horns of a
dilemma; illegal aliens and their families cause 11% of our greenhouse
gases.

Over one million of Mexico's poorest citizens now live inside and along our
border from Brownsville, Texas to San Diego, California in what the New York
Times called, 'colonias' or new neighborhoods. Trouble is, those living
areas resemble Bombay and Calcutta where grinding poverty, filth, diseases,
drugs, crimes, no sanitation and worse. They live without sewage, clean
water, streets, roads, electricity, or any kind of sanitation.

The New York Times reported them to be America's new 'Third World' inside
our own country. Within 20 years, at their current growth rate, they expect
20 million residents of those colonias. (I've seen them personally in Texas
and Arizona; it's sickening beyond anything you can imagine.)

By enforcing our laws, we could repatriate them back to Mexico. We should
invite 20 million aliens to go home, fix their own countries and/or make a
better life in Mexico. We already invite a million people into our country
legally more than all other countries combined annually. We cannot and must
not allow anarchy at our borders, more anarchy within our borders and
growing lawlessness at every level in our nation. It's time to stand up for
our country, our culture, our civilization and our way of life.

Interesting Statistics!

Here are 14 reasons illegal aliens should vacate America, and I hope they
are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the
reader gets sick of reading them:
1. $14 billion to $22 billion dollars are spent each year on welfare to
illegal aliens.(that's Billion with a 'B') -http://tinyurl.com/zob77


2. $2.2 billion dollars are spent each year on food assistance programs such
as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

3. $7.5 billion dollars are spent each year on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.html

4. $12 billion dollars are spent each year on primary and secondary school
education for children here illegally and they still cannot speak a word
ofEnglish!
http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

5. $27 billion dollars are spent each year for education for the
American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

6. $3 Million Dollars 'PER DAY' is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.
That's $1.2 Billion a year.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

7. 28% percent of all federal prison inmates are illegal aliens.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

8. $190 billion dollars are spent each year on illegal aliens for welfare &
social services by the American taxpayers. -

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.html

9. $200 billion dollars per year in suppressed American wages are caused by
the illegal aliens.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0604/01/ldt.01.html

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and
a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their
children, are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the US.

http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0606/12/ldt.01.html

11. During the year 2005, there were 8 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that
crossed our southern border with as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from other
terrorist countries. Over 10,000 of those were middle-eastern terrorists.
Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroine, crack, Guns, and
marijuana crossed into the U.S.from the southern border.
http://tinyurl.com/t9sht

12. The National Policy Institute, estimates that the total cost of mass
deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion, or an average cost of
between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period and nbsp;
-http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute.
.org/publications.php?b=deportation

13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent home $65 BILLION in remittances back to
their countries of origin, to their families and friends.

http://www.rense.com/general75/niht.htm

14. The dark side of illegal immigration: Nearly one million sex crimes are
committed by illegal immigrants in the United States!
http://www.drdsk.com/articleshtml

Total cost a whopping $538.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR!"

i left out the part about sending this to others. i dont care if you do or you dont. there's only three of you here anyway and one of you is a fucking chink.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

It's War. It's Just Our Side Don't Know it Yet.

someone sent me this

"Subject: arizona
HISPANIC LEADERS SPEAK OUT!

Augustin Cebada, Brown Berets; "Go back to Boston! Go back to Plymouth Rock, Pilgrims! Get out! We are the future. You are old and tired. Go on. We have beaten you. Leave like beaten rats. You old white people. It is your duty to die . . Through love of having children, we are going to take over.

Richard Alatorre, Los Angeles City Council. "They're afraid we're going to take over the governmental institutions and other institutions. They're right. We will take them over . . . We are here to stay."

Excelsior, the national newspaper of Mexico, "The American Southwest seems to be slowly returning to the jurisdiction of Mexico without firing a single shot."

Professor Jose Angel Gutierrez, University of Texas; "We have an aging white America. They are not making babies. They are dying. The explosion is in our population . . . I love it. They are shitting in their pants with fear. I love it."

Art Torres, Chairman of the California Democratic Party, "Remember 187--proposition to deny taxpayer funds for services to non-citizens--was the last gasp of white America in California."

Gloria Molina, Los Angeles County Supervisor, "We are politicizing every single one of these new citizens that are becoming citizens of this country . . . I gotta tell you that a lot of people are saying, "I'm going to go out there and vote because I want to pay them back."

Mario Obledo, California Coalition of Hispanic Organizations and California State Secretary of Health, Education and Welfare under Governor Jerry Brown, also awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom by President Bill Clinton, "California is going to be a Hispanic state. Anyone who doesn't like it should leave."

Jose Pescador Osuna, Mexican Consul General, "We are practicing 'La Reconquista' in California."

Professor Fernando Guerra, Loyola Marymount University; "We need to avoid a white backlash by using codes understood by Latinos . . . "

Are these just the words of a few extremists? Consider that we could fill up many pages with such quotes. Also, consider that these are mainstream Mexican leaders.

THE U.S. VS MEXICO:
On February 15, 1998, the U.S. and Mexican soccer teams met at the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd was overwhelmingly pro-Mexican even though most lived in this country. They booed during the National Anthem and U.S. flags were held upside down. As the match progressed, supporters of the U.S. team were insulted, pelted with projectiles, punched and spat upon. Beer and trash were thrown at the U.S. players before and after the match. The coach of the U.S. team, Steve Sampson said, "This was the most painful experience I have ever had in this profession."

Did you know that immigrants from Mexico and other non-European countries can come to this country and get preferences in jobs, education, and government contracts? It's called affirmative action or racial privilege. The Emperor of Japan or the President of Mexico could migrate here and immediately be eligible for special rights unavailable for Americans of European descent. Recently, a vote was taken in the U.S. Congress to end this practice. It was defeated. Every single Democratic senator except Ernest Hollings voted to maintain special privileges for Hispanic, Asian and African immigrants. They were joined by thirteen Republicans. Bill Clinton and Al Gore have repeatedly stated that they believe that massive immigration from countries like Mexico is good. They have also backed special privileges for these immigrants.

Corporate America has signed on to the idea that minorities and third world immigrants should get special, privileged status. Some examples are Exxon, Texaco, Merrill Lynch, Boeing, Paine Weber, Starbucks and many more.

DID YOU KNOW?:
Did you know that Mexico regularly intercedes on the side of the defense in criminal cases involving Mexican nationals? Did you know that Mexico has NEVER extradited a Mexican national accused of murder in the U.S. in spite of agreements to do so? According to the L.A. Times, Orange County, California is home to 275 gangs with 17,000 members; 98% of which are Mexican and Asian. How's your county doing?

According to a New York Times article dated May 19, 1994, 20 years after the great influx of legal immigrants from Southeast Asia, 30% are still on welfare compared to 8% of households nationwide. A Wall Street Journal editorial dated December 5, 1994 quotes law enforcement officials as stating that Asian mobsters are the "greatest criminal challenge the country faces." Not bad for a group that is still under 5% of the population.

Is education important to you? Here are the words of a teacher who spent over 20 years in the Los Angeles School system. "Imagine teachers in classes containing 30-40 students of widely varying attention spans and motivation, many of whom aren't fluent in English. Educators seek learning materials likely to reach the majority of students and that means fewer words and math problems and more pictures and multicultural references."

WHEN I WAS YOUNG:
When I was young, I remember hearing about the immigrants that came through Ellis Island. They wanted to learn English. They wanted to breath free. They wanted to become Americans. Now too many immigrants come here with demands. They demand to be taught in their own language. They demand special privileges--affirmative action. They demand ethnic studies that glorify their culture.




California Coalition for Immigration Reform
5942 Edinger, Suite 113-117
Huntington Beach, CA 92649
Phone http://www.facebook.com/l/29b62;714.921.7142 http://www.facebook.com/l/29b62;714.921.7142"

i have no idea what the california coalition for immigration reform is. probly just some bogus collection agency for money that people send them thinking that by some miracle they can buy some good news.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

News From The War

somebody sent me this. i like it. if you dont like it then jack off on a picture of your mom. i just did.

"This email from a Marine who's in Iraq. No politics here, just a Marine with a bird's-eye-view opinion:

US Weapons:

1) The M-16 rifle: Thumbs down. Chronic jamming problems with the talcum powder-like sand over there. The sand is everywhere. Jordan says you feel filthy 2 minutes after coming out of the shower. The M-4 carbine version is more popular because it's lighter and shorter, but it has jamming problems also. They lack the ability to mount the various optical gunsights and weapons lights on the picatinny rails, but the weapon itself is not great in a desert environment. They all hate the 5.56mm (.223) round. Poor penetration on the cinderblock structure common over there and even torso hits can't be reliable counted on to put the enemy down.

Fun fact: Random autopsies on dead insurgents show a high level of opiate use.

2) The M243 SAW (squad assault weapon): 223 cal. Drum-fed light machine gun. Big thumbs down. Universally considered a piece of shit. Chronic jamming problems, most of which require p art ial disassembly (that's fun in the middle of a firefight).

3) The M9 Beretta 9mm: Mixed bag. Good gun, performs well in desert environment, but they all hate the 9mm c art ridge. The use of handguns for self-defense is actually fairly common. Same old story on the 9mm: Bad guys hit multiple times and still in the fight.

4) Mossberg 12ga. Military shotgun: Works well, used frequently for clearing houses to good effect.

5) The M240 Machine Gun: 7.62 NATO (.308) cal. belt-fed machine gun, developed to replace the old M-60 (what a beautiful weapon that was!!) Thumbs up. Accurate, reliable, and the 7.62 round puts 'em down. Originally developed as a vehicle-mounted weapon, more and more are being dismounted and taken into the field by infantry. The 7.62 round chews up the structure over there.

6) The M2 50 cal heavy machine gun: Thumbs way, way up. "Ma Deuce" is still worth her considerable weight in gold. The ultimate fight stopper -- puts their dicks in the dirt every time. The most coveted weapon in-theater.

7) The .45 pistol: Thumbs up. Still the best pistol around out there. Everybody authorized to carry a sidearm is trying to get their hands on one. With few exceptions, can reliably be expected to put 'em down with a torso hit. The special ops guys (who are doing most of the pistol work) use the HK military model and supposedly love it. The old government model .45's are being re-issued en masse.

8) The M-14: Thumbs up. They are being re-issued in bulk, mostly in a modified version to special ops guys. Modifications include lightweight Kevlar stocks and low-power red dot or ACOG sights Very reliable in the sandy environment, and they love the 7.62 round.

9) The Barrett .50-cal sniper rifle: Thumbs way up. Spectacular range and accuracy and hits like a freight train. Used frequently to take out vehicle suicide bombers (we actually stop a lot of them) and barricaded enemy. It is definitely here to stay.

10) The M24 sniper rifle: Thumbs up. Mostly in .308 but some in 300 win mag. Heavily modified Remington 700's. Great performance. Snipers have been used heavily to great effect. Rumor has it a Marine sniper on his third tour in Anbar province has actually exceeded Carlos Hathcock's record for confirmed kills with OVER 100.

11) The new body armor: Thumbs up. Relatively light at approx. 6 lbs. and can reliably be expected to soak up small shrapnel and even will stop an AK-47 round. The bad news: Hot as shit to wear, almost unbearable in the summer heat (which averages over 120 degrees). Also, the enemy now goes for head shots whenever possible. All the bullshit about the "old" body armor making our guys vulnerable to the IED's was a non-st art er. The IED explosions are enormous and body armor doesn't make any difference at all in most cases.

12) Night Vision and Infrared Equipment: Thumbs way up. Spectacular performance. Our guys see in the dark and own the night, period. Very little enemy action after evening prayers. More and more enemy being whacked at night during movement by our hunter-killer teams. We've all seen the videos.

13) Lights: Thumbs up. Most of the weapon-mounted and personal lights are Surefire's, and the troops love 'em. Invaluable for night urban operations. Jordan carried a $34 Surefire G2 on a neck lanyard and loved it. I cant help but notice that most of the good fighting weapons and ordnance are 50 or more years old!! With all our technology, it's the WWII- and Vietnam-era weapons that everybody wants!! The infantry fighting is frequent, up close and brutal. No qu art er is given or shown.

Bad-guy weapons:

1) Mostly AK47's. The entire country is an arsenal. Works better in the desert than the M16 and the .308 Russian round kills reliably. PKM belt-fed light machine guns are also common and effective. Luckily, the enemy mostly shoots like shit. Undisciplined "spray and pray"-type fire. However, they are seeing more and more precision weapons, especially sniper rifles. ( Iran , again.)

2) The RPG: Probably the infantry weapon most feared by our guys. Simple, reliable and as common as dogshit. The enemy responded to our up-armored Humvees by aiming at the windshields, often at point-blank range. Still killing a lot of our guys.

3) The IED: The biggest killer of all. Can be anything from old Soviet anti-armor mines to jury-rigged art illery shells. A lot found in Jordan 's area were in abandoned cars. The enemy would take 2 or 3 155mm art illery shells and wire them together. Most were detonated by cell phone and the explosions are enormous. You're not safe in any vehicle, even an M1 tank. Driving is by far the most dangerous thing our guys do over there. Lately, they are much more sophisticated "shape charges" (Iranian) specifically designed to penetrate armor. Fact: Most of the ready-made IED's are supplied by Iran , who is also providing terrorists (Hezbollahtypes) to train the insurgents in their use and tactics. That's why the attacks have been so deadly lately. Their concealment methods are ingenious, the latest being shape charges, in Styrofoam containers spray painted to look like the cinderblocks that litter all Iraqi roads. We find about 40% before they detonate, and the bomb-disposal guys are unsung heroes of this war.

4) Mortars and rockets: Very prevalent. The Soviet-era 122mm rockets (with an 18km range) are becoming more prevalent. One of Jordan 's NCO's lost a leg to one. These weapons cause a lot of damage "inside the wire." Jordan 's base was hit almost daily his entire time there by mortar and rocket fire, often at night to disrupt sleep patterns and cause fatigue (it did). More of a psychological weapon than anything else. The enemy mortar teams would jump out of vehicles, fire a few rounds, and then haul ass in a matter of seconds.

Fun fact: Captured enemy have apparently marveled at the marksmanship of our guys and how hard they fight. They are apparently told in Jihad school that the Americans rely solely on technology, and can be easily beaten in close qu art ers combat for their lack of toughness. Let's just say they know better now.

Bad-guy technology: Simple yet effective. Most communication is by cell and satellite phones and also by email on laptops. They use handheld GPS units for navigation and "Google E art h" for overhead views of our positions. Their weapons are good, if not fancy, and prevalent. Their explosives and bomb technology is TOP OF THE LINE. Night vision is rare. They are very careless with their equipment and the captured GPS units and laptops are treasure troves of Intel when captured.

Who are the bad guys? Most of the carnage is caused by the Zarqawi Al Qaeda group. They operate mostly in Anbar province (Fallujah and Ramadi). These are mostly "foreigners," non-Iraqi Sunni Arab Jihadists from all over the Muslim world (and Europe ). Most enter Iraq through Syria (with, of course, the knowledge and complicity of the Syrian govt.), and then travel down the "rat line," which is the trail of towns along the Euphrates River that we've been hitting hard for the last few months.

Some are virtually untrained young Jihadists that often end up as suicide bombers or in various "sacrifice squads." Most, however, are hardcore terrorists from all the usual suspects (Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, Hamas etc.). These are the guys running around murdering civilians an masse and cutting heads off.

The Chechens (many of whom are Caucasian) are supposedly the most ruthless and the best fighters. They have been fighting the Russians for years. In the Baghdad area and south, most of the insurgents are Iranian inspired (and led) Iraqi Shiites. The Iranian Shiia have been very adept at infiltrating the Iraqi local govt's, the police forces and the army. They have had a massive spy and agitator network there since the Iran-Iraq war in the early '80s. Most of the Saddam loyalists were killed, captured, or gave up long ago.

Bad-Guy Tactics: When they are engaged on an infantry level. they get their asses kicked every time! Brave, but stupid. Suicidal Banzai-type charges were very common earlier in the war and still occur. They will literally sacrifice 8-10-man teams in suicide squads by sending them screaming and firing AK's and RPG's directly at our bases just to probe the defenses. They get mowed down like grass every time (see the M2 and M240 above). Jordan 's base was hit like this often.

When engaged, they have a tendency to flee to the same building, probably for what they think will be a glorious last stand. Instead, we call in air and that's the end of that more often than not. These hole-ups are referred to as Alpha Whiskey Romeo's (Allah's Waiting Room). We have the laser-guided ground-air thing down to a science. The fast movers, mostly Marine F-18's, are taking an ever-increasing toll on the enemy. When caught out in the open, the helicopter gunships and AC-130 Spectre Gunships cut them to ribbons with cannon and rocket fire, especially at night. Interestingly, art illery is hardly used at all.

Fun facts: The enemy death toll is supposedly between 45-50 thousand. That is why we're seeing fewer and fewer infantry attacks and more IED, suicide-bomber shit. The new strategy is just simple: attrition.

The insurgent tactic most frustrating is their use of civilian non-combatants as cover. They know we do all we can to avoid civilian casualties and therefore schools, hospitals and especially Mosques are locations where they meet, stage for attacks, cache weapons, and ammo and flee to when engaged. They have absolutely no regard whatsoever for inflicting civilian casualties. They will terrorize locals and murder without hesitation anyone believed to be sympathetic to the Americans or the new Iraqi govt. Kidnapping of family members, especially children, is common to influence people they are trying to influence but can't reach, such as local govt. officials, clerics, tribal leaders, etc.

The first thing our guys are told is "don't get captured. They know that if captured they will be tortured and beheaded on the Internet. Zarqawi openly offers bounties for anyone who brings him a live American serviceman. This motivates the criminal element who otherwise don't give a shit about the war. A lot of the beheading victims were actually kidnapped by common criminals and sold to Zarqawi.

As such, for our guys, every fight is to the death. Surrender is not an option. The Iraqis are a mixed bag. Some fight well; others aren't worth a damn. Most do okay with American support. Finding leaders is hard, but they are getting better.

It is widely viewed that Zarqawi's use of suicide bombers, en masse, against the civilian population was a serious tactical mistake. Many Iraqis were galvanized and the caliber of recruits in the army and the police forces went right up, along with their motivation. It also led to an exponential increase in good intel because the Iraqis are sick of the insurgent attacks against civilians. The Kurds are solidly pro-American and fearless fighters.

Morale: According to Jordan , morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe that they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press, whom they almost universally view as against them. The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1 and then say shit like "Are we losing in Iraq " on TV and the print media.

For the most p art , they are satisfied with their equipment, food, and leadership. Bottom line though, and they all say this, is that there are not enough guys there to drive the final stake through the he art of the insurgency, primarily because there aren't enough troops in-theater to shut down the borders with Iran and Syria. The Iranians and the Syrians just can't stand the thought of Iraq 's being an American ally (with, of course, permanent US bases there).

Anyway, that's it, hope you found it interesting."

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Me And The Creationists


As a card-carrying Christian I have a very big fist up my ass regarding the Creationists. Creationists are a form of infiltrating parasite damn near as nuts as the Muslims, they just ain't at the suicidal level or the violence level of the Muslims yet. At least in their actions, on that violence note. But in their hearts, you say one thing against Creationism to a Creationist and he spews a level of combined fear and hatred at you that equals in intensity and purity the hatred a demon in a possessed person broadcasts once you get them into revealing themselves. The real purpose of Creationists is to derail the gradual and increasing return of the United States to a Christian-based spiritual core. Now, there's ten million "kinds" of "christianity" but in general they all agree Jesus is the creator of the universe in human form who "made Mankind right with God." Pretty simple stuff and even if you think it's all total bullshit, it's a nice idea right? Why would anyone have a problem with that, even if it was not true. Well, a lot of people do. Don't ask me why. The whole idea just PISSES THEM OFF. It's a degree of weirdness even outside my own comfort level and i can handle a lot of weirdness with no problem. I actually LIKE weirdness, cause it's interesting. But this is weirdness so weird it's close to annoying. So where these Creationists came from is anybody's guess. My first guess would be from underneath a castle in Transylvania. They're like Aztecs on acid. They show up on the scene with red eyes and blood drooling from their mouths. To the the Bible is some sort of Idiot Stick of their own making that is a deity in itself. Everyone has a proclivity towards idolatry, it's part of our Satanic heritage. Even Christians are often idolaters. Catholics worship the Church of Rome. That is THEIR actual deity. Creationists worship the opening sentences of Genesis. That is THEIR deity. I worship Carli Banks' pussy. That is MY deity. No one is exempt. The main villain in the densely inbred world of the Creationists is DARWIN!!!! Darwin was an observer and a man with a great curiosity about Nature. He wanted to understand the nature of Nature. What he learned from observing Nature was that God is a genius. A genius about anything, even a genius in sorting sand grains, is the Creationists' most feared nemesis. The Creationist brain is incapable of understanding an empty smelly garbage can much less "genius." Darwin discovered that Nature is a massive, unstoppable, automatically-correcting
mechanism for keeping life alive. This is a hellish idea to the Creationists: they want whatever the god is to be on-the-job personally, Because if God is letting Nature operate on its own, then He or It is probably letting the Creationists operate on their own too. Which is a terrifying thought to them: they need to feel that Somebody Bigger Than Them is keeping an eye on them because they instinctively know they have no brains of their own. Otherwise they could not have come up with Creationism. The Creationists' view of existence is based on something told to them by previous Creationists and they have invested a lot of time and energy into a folly. So they resist anyone even pointing this out to them, forget about trying to actually convert them to Sensibleness. The heart of the Creationist blather is that they -the Creationists - are "not descended from apes." It would be nice if they were, they would have a lot more on the ball. The Creationists are convinced they are "wondrous beings." Even though their alleged creed - Christianity - informs them that they are in fact so fucked up God Himself had to personally fucking DIE to at least get them on the road to making something worthwhile of themselves rather than make a liar even out of Darwin and go extinct even though they were the most complex life form on the planet. Creationists dont see it this way. Creationists all think they are gods. They are perfect beings, better than apes and salamanders. This is clearly not the case when an ape and a salamander and a creationists are all put in the same room and observed. The ape and the salamander run rings around the creationist in cuteness, intelligence, creativity, physical prowess and entertainment value every single time. The ape and the salamander poke-about and look at things and play with each other and romp and scuffle and enjoy life and each other while the creationist just backs himself into a wall and screams " I AM BETTER THAN YOU!! I AM MADE IN THE IMAGE OF GOD!! I HATE YOU!! I DID NOT COME FROM YOU!!! GO AWAY!!!" This is what the Creationist does. Which actually FRIGHTENS the ape and the salamander, usually. Even they know something is wrong with the fellow. A Creationist does not see it this way of course. Because a Creationist has barely a head, much less a brain. However it is not their stupidity that bothers me, it is their concious and relentless efforts to undermine Christianity that bother me. They do this by attempting to intimidate with their empty wrath and stupid fury the nice, quiet, hard-working, long-suffering, Actual Christians. Using the same self-righteous approach as their lord and master Lucifer they come charging onto the scene full of sanctity and Quote From Scripture to lay a guilt trip on the innocent by saying that the Bible - the most important single publication on the planet - has to be read with the interpretive skills of a psychotic paranoid with the communication skills of a donkey and the reading-comprehension skills of an enraged wildebeest. And the Normal Christians for some reason never take these idiots on. They just either flee or else grant them some sort of dull-witted acceptace because well they are Christians after all you see. But they're not Christians. They are Anti-Christians. They are pompous, screaming, pride-filled pagan, child-beating monsters afflicted with Cult Virus and a terror of reality. They are all mad in other words.